isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
Schooled Larry King.
NON. PRACTICING. BISEXUAL.
Bisexuality is not a religion that you practice jfc
Don’t be a twat: parody posters tackle anti-social commuters (via)
do a sick
This person is beautiful.
Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’
“I am so fucking done with this shit” I whisper to myself as I continue.
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
Blaine bought a couch off the back of a truck because apparently the furniture I carefully chose from Chelsea’s finest flee markets isn’t that comfortable. It was a mid-century knock-off so I gave him an A for effort. But as soon as I lifted up one of the cushions I saw that the entire couch was riddled with…BED BUGS! BED BUGS! So we spent the entire night disinfecting everything, taking soaked showers then disinfecting everything again.