do u ever cry

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”


firecannotkillafitblr:

lala-loki-licious:

officialjeffgoldblum:

huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

non-practicing bisexual

NON. PRACTICING. BISEXUAL.

Bisexuality is not a religion that you practice jfc



sassy-snow-queen:

unpopular:

Don’t be a twat: parody posters tackle anti-social commuters (via)

do a sick


  • Me: ur on tumblr?
  • Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately


esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the

#I #I see

“I am so fucking done with this shit” I whisper to myself as I continue.


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

posted 13 hours ago via fmhartz91 · © kiradax with 85,451 notes


infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

Blaine bought a couch off the back of a truck because apparently the furniture I carefully chose from Chelsea’s finest flee markets isn’t that comfortable. It was a mid-century knock-off so I gave him an A for effort. But as soon as I lifted up one of the cushions I saw that the entire couch was riddled with…BED BUGS! BED BUGS! So we spent the entire night disinfecting everything, taking soaked showers then disinfecting everything again.


  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it